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elman (kinome) 18
Part 18 can be read here!
This chapter involves discussion of food poisoning.
Author's Note: The commercial goes to the rhythm of the traditional kids' song Shoujouji no Tanukibayashi (it's been covered in English as Sho-Jo-Ji: The Hungry Raccoon).
Border of Orion and Perseus
Mushroom quarantine station
Oscar Ohscar (traveler)
Oscar: Become family with me!!!
Gyouza (bio-programmer)
Jelly ...?
Jelly (mailwoman) and Hessian (quarantine station director)
ELMAN
The Darkness of Space?! Panic Mushroom Quarantine! (II)
Oscar: Oh, Mr. Director! Hello!
Oscar: Did you come back because you want to be my family?!
Hessian: N...no I didn't!
Hessian: I-I-I'm just here to show this young lady to the waiting room!
Oscar: Oho!
Jelly: Back off!
Oscar: Ohoho!
Oscar: What's your name?
Jelly: Uhhh... I'm Jelly?
Oscar: I just love your cat ears!! Become family with me!!
Jelly: No way, dude. And this is just my uniform.
Oscar: Oh.
Commercial: Have you submitted your Family Contract already? If you want to fill one out, head to your local public office!
Commercial: To the Sa-sa-safari park! A-a-anytime! C'mon c'mon c'mon come visit!!
News Galaxy: In the Perseus District, many incidents of food poisoning via mushrooms have been confirmed.
Tummyhurty Mushroom
500 Government Workers Fallen Ill / Mass Mushroom Food Poisoning
President of the Galaxy Mushroom Appreciation Society: Matsu Takeo
Matsu Takeo: The poison of Tummyhurty Mushrooms is not strong at all, and will not be fatal. Those who have eaten them will experience symptoms such as stomach pains, vomiting, and diarrhea for two to three days...
News Galaxy: Throughout all areas of the district, workers have been dispatched to collect the poisonous mushrooms and eliminate their spores...
Jelly: (Man, mushrooms are scary.)
Hessian: I-I already refused, b-but you see, I already have family... So, Mr. Oscar, I can't...
Oscar: I see!
Jelly: Ooh! Mr. Director, what's your family like?
Hessian: A-actually, we only just submitted our contract to the local office...
Jelly: Oh, so you only just became family?
Hessian: Yes... They're such a kind and gentle person. They helped me out when I couldn't open the lid of my jam jar...
Hessian's Partner: Here.
[Label: Yummy Strawberries]
Hessian's Partner: If you have any other lids you can't open, just let me know, ok?
Hessian: S... sure...
Hessian: After that we had a lot of conversations, and started asking each other out to dinner, and eventually we became a family...
Jelly: Huh!
Oscar: Goodness, that's so boring.
Hessian: Huh?! I don't think so...
Oscar: There's no drama! No romance!
Oscar: Becoming a family should be more like... Babooom!!! Your eyes meet and your souls touch!!! And then, in the next moment, the love of a family is born!!! "Become my family!!" "＜Ｙｅｓ＞!!" That's all you need!!!
Oscar: --Anyway, that is MY ideal.
Jelly: wtf.
Hessian: W-well, it takes different strokes for different folks, as they say.
Jelly: Hey Mr. Director, can I borrow one of your outlets? It looks like my package is going to run out of battery.
Hessian: O-of course you may, but... that needs charging?
Jelly: Yeah, it's a compression pack. I got told to keep it charged no matter what... They didn't really give me any details but like.
Hessian: In that case, feel free.
Jelly: Let's see, outlet, outlet... ooh, here's one!
Jelly: Hup.
[sfx: PSHT]
Jelly: Huh?
Jelly: A BLACKOUT?!
TO BE CONTINUED
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This chapter involves discussion of food poisoning.
Author's Note: The commercial goes to the rhythm of the traditional kids' song Shoujouji no Tanukibayashi (it's been covered in English as Sho-Jo-Ji: The Hungry Raccoon).
Border of Orion and Perseus
Mushroom quarantine station
Oscar Ohscar (traveler)
Oscar: Become family with me!!!
Gyouza (bio-programmer)
Jelly ...?
Jelly (mailwoman) and Hessian (quarantine station director)
ELMAN
The Darkness of Space?! Panic Mushroom Quarantine! (II)
Oscar: Oh, Mr. Director! Hello!
Oscar: Did you come back because you want to be my family?!
Hessian: N...no I didn't!
Hessian: I-I-I'm just here to show this young lady to the waiting room!
Oscar: Oho!
Jelly: Back off!
Oscar: Ohoho!
Oscar: What's your name?
Jelly: Uhhh... I'm Jelly?
Oscar: I just love your cat ears!! Become family with me!!
Jelly: No way, dude. And this is just my uniform.
Oscar: Oh.
Commercial: Have you submitted your Family Contract already? If you want to fill one out, head to your local public office!
Commercial: To the Sa-sa-safari park! A-a-anytime! C'mon c'mon c'mon come visit!!
News Galaxy: In the Perseus District, many incidents of food poisoning via mushrooms have been confirmed.
Tummyhurty Mushroom
500 Government Workers Fallen Ill / Mass Mushroom Food Poisoning
President of the Galaxy Mushroom Appreciation Society: Matsu Takeo
Matsu Takeo: The poison of Tummyhurty Mushrooms is not strong at all, and will not be fatal. Those who have eaten them will experience symptoms such as stomach pains, vomiting, and diarrhea for two to three days...
News Galaxy: Throughout all areas of the district, workers have been dispatched to collect the poisonous mushrooms and eliminate their spores...
Jelly: (Man, mushrooms are scary.)
Hessian: I-I already refused, b-but you see, I already have family... So, Mr. Oscar, I can't...
Oscar: I see!
Jelly: Ooh! Mr. Director, what's your family like?
Hessian: A-actually, we only just submitted our contract to the local office...
Jelly: Oh, so you only just became family?
Hessian: Yes... They're such a kind and gentle person. They helped me out when I couldn't open the lid of my jam jar...
Hessian's Partner: Here.
[Label: Yummy Strawberries]
Hessian's Partner: If you have any other lids you can't open, just let me know, ok?
Hessian: S... sure...
Hessian: After that we had a lot of conversations, and started asking each other out to dinner, and eventually we became a family...
Jelly: Huh!
Oscar: Goodness, that's so boring.
Hessian: Huh?! I don't think so...
Oscar: There's no drama! No romance!
Oscar: Becoming a family should be more like... Babooom!!! Your eyes meet and your souls touch!!! And then, in the next moment, the love of a family is born!!! "Become my family!!" "＜Ｙｅｓ＞!!" That's all you need!!!
Oscar: --Anyway, that is MY ideal.
Jelly: wtf.
Hessian: W-well, it takes different strokes for different folks, as they say.
Jelly: Hey Mr. Director, can I borrow one of your outlets? It looks like my package is going to run out of battery.
Hessian: O-of course you may, but... that needs charging?
Jelly: Yeah, it's a compression pack. I got told to keep it charged no matter what... They didn't really give me any details but like.
Hessian: In that case, feel free.
Jelly: Let's see, outlet, outlet... ooh, here's one!
Jelly: Hup.
[sfx: PSHT]
Jelly: Huh?
Jelly: A BLACKOUT?!
TO BE CONTINUED
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