elman (kinome) 22

[feralphoenix]

Part 22 can be read here!

This chapter does not require any warnings.



Oscar: Mx Pgeee!!
Oscar: Let us become a family together!

[sfx: chomp]
Jelly: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

ELMAN
The Darkness of Space?! Panic Mushroom Quarantine! (VI)

Jelly: F-F--Flash attack!!
Monster: Pgee...
[sfx: drop]
Jelly: Now!!!
Monster: Pgeee~~~~
[sfx: rub rub]

[sfx: smack]
Gyouza: Oh, I know!
[sfx: taptaptaptaptaptaptap]
Hessian: Ooh!
Hessian: (W-what speed...! Computer pros really are something!)
[sfx: taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap]
Gyouza: (This is a pain in the ass so I'mma just push all the buttons in order!)
[sfx: taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap]

Jelly: Mr. Oscar...

Jelly: Mr. Oscar!

Jelly: Mr. Oscar!!! Snap out of it!!!
[sfx: blink, slap slap slap]
Jelly: Ewwww, the drool got on my hand!!!
Oscar: (It still hasn't worked, even though I phrased myself so politely... Why am I not getting through?)



[sfx: cicada noises]
[sfx: STEP]
Kid Oscar: Hm?
Kid Oscar: Oh my!
Ijuuin: fkeee...
Kid Oscar: Are you all by yourself? I know! You can be my family!

Kid Oscar: Your name will be Ijuuin!
Ijuuin: fkeee...

Kid Oscar: Ijuuin! I've got chocolate for you! It has almonds in it!
Kid Oscar: I have candy and apples for you too!
Kid Oscar: We're family, so you can rely on me as much as you need! Okay, Ijuuin?
[sfx: pet pet]
Kid Oscar: You're happy that we're family now, aren't you?
[sfx: pet pet]

Kid Oscar: Today I have marshmallows for you!

Kid Oscar: Ijuuin?
Kid Oscar: Come out!
Kid Oscar: Where are you?
Kid Oscar: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Ijuuin?
Kid Oscar: Where'd you go?

Jelly: You're too self-centered, Mr. Oscar.

Oscar: Oh, that's why...!
Oscar: Thank you, Miss Jelly!
Jelly: Huh?
Monster: PGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jelly: Yikes, it's back!
Jelly: Huh?! Don't you want to run away?!!

[sfx: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP]

Oscar: Mx Pgeee!!!!

Oscar: I want to become family with you!!!

[sfx: FLASH]
Jelly: Whoa!

Oscar: So please!!!
Oscar: Tell me!!!
Oscar: How!!!
Oscar: YOU feel!!!!

[sfx: SLAM]

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note: "Why'd he thank me for punching him? Is he a masochist or something...?"

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