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elman (kinome) 27
Part 27 can be read here!
This chapter does not require any content warnings.
Bingo: Fine, I don't need YOUR advice, Dorton!!
Dorton: Well, I don't need to listen to your wussy pissin' and moanin', Bingo!!
Bingo: Who are you calling a wuss?!!
Nanaco: Good gracious, we can hear them straight through the door.
ELMAN
Welcome to Circles' Home! We All Share A Table Here (IV)
Nanaco: Now, now, you two, calm down.
Bingo: But she--!!
Dorton: Nuh-uh, it's all HIS fault!!
Nanaco: Rule #12 of our cooking club Everyone Shares: Accept the sour and the sweet! Nooooo fighting!
Bingo, Dorton: Urgh...
Nanaco: Let's split into two groups until you can cool those boiling tempers. Just remember, we'll all be eating together in the end, okay?
Dorton: Wai... Mr. Nanaco?!
Nanaco: Look after our Bingo for us, okay, Story, honey? We'll be right next door.
Story: Okaaaaaaay.
Story: All right, Mr. Bingo, make us something delicious as usual!
Bingo: !!!
Bingo: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[sfx: shakeshakeshakeshake]
Story: Huh?! What's wrong?!!
Story: Oh, I see now... So when you pick up any sort of cooking implements, you get the shakes...
Story: Then there's no other choice.
Story: I'll cook us something in your place!
Bingo: Hm?
Bingo: Come to think of it, I've never seen you making food before, Story.
Story: Usually I'm just here to eat, after all!
Story: Actually I wanted to join a club that was just for eating, but... in all the circles like that you had to compare different foods or critique the flavors, and I didn't fit in.
Other Club Members: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Story: It's good, but I can't tell that much...
Story: Compared to those clubs, here in Everyone Shares it's completely up to each of us whether we want to cook or not, and there aren't any rigid rules, so I like it very much here.
Bingo: I see.
Story: I guess I'll make my specialty, Chinese fried rice. Umm, the ingredients are...
Bingo: Oh, you're good at fried rice?
Story: Yes, yesterday I watched how to make it on television. You can make it in 3 minutes!
Bingo: Huh??? Uh, it's impossible to do fried rice in 3 minutes...
Story: Rice, eggs, green onions... and I think they put meat in it too, right?
[sfx: beep beep]
Order Panel
Ingredients will be delivered to the room from the storehouse at the push of a button.
Story: Funbaraba meat!
Bingo: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!
Bingo: Don't go putting weird stuff in there!! Use pork like a normal person! Pork!!
Funbaraba - Lives on Planet Mocadipper. Very smelly when burnt.
Story: Huh? It was supposed to be pork?
Story: Oh, and I seem to recall it's most delicious when you put lettuce in it!
Bingo: Hey! No! That's not lettuce, that's lettice! It's even harder to tell the difference between those than it is with lettuce and cabbage! Be careful!!!
Next Door
Dorton: I ain't makin' anything!
[sfx: HUMPH!]
Dorton: I don't feel like makin' any food to cheer THAT idiot up!
Nanaco: Oh, is that so?
Nanaco: That's all right, but would you please make enough for me and Story in that case?
Dorton: Huh?
Nanaco: I'm in the mood for takoyaki, after all!
Dorton: ......Well, shucks, alright... If you say so.
[sfx: beam!]
Story: All right, the ingredients are here...
Story: So now I will cut them!
Story: Hiyah!!!
Bingo: EEEEEEEEEK!!!
[sfx: STAB]
Story: Nggggygygygyyygggg... it's very tough...
Bingo: Don't just push the knife down, you have to pull it back and forth...
Bingo: Ahhh, that's so messy... You have to cut the onions more evenly...
Bingo: No, no, you have to cut them to a rhythm...
Story: If you're going to complain so much, Bingo, then why don't you just cut them instead?
Bingo: Hey, hey, hey, hey, put that knife down!! That's dangerous!
Kids, don't try this at home.
[sfx: timidly]
[sfx: boop]
Bingo: HYAAaaaAaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAaAAa
TO BE CONTINUED
Author's Note: I know this is sudden, but Elman will be coming to an end at the end of July. Thank you so, so much to everyone who's looked forward to weekly updates and left comments. I hope you enjoy the final 3 chapters, too!
←Back Next→
This chapter does not require any content warnings.
Bingo: Fine, I don't need YOUR advice, Dorton!!
Dorton: Well, I don't need to listen to your wussy pissin' and moanin', Bingo!!
Bingo: Who are you calling a wuss?!!
Nanaco: Good gracious, we can hear them straight through the door.
ELMAN
Welcome to Circles' Home! We All Share A Table Here (IV)
Nanaco: Now, now, you two, calm down.
Bingo: But she--!!
Dorton: Nuh-uh, it's all HIS fault!!
Nanaco: Rule #12 of our cooking club Everyone Shares: Accept the sour and the sweet! Nooooo fighting!
Bingo, Dorton: Urgh...
Nanaco: Let's split into two groups until you can cool those boiling tempers. Just remember, we'll all be eating together in the end, okay?
Dorton: Wai... Mr. Nanaco?!
Nanaco: Look after our Bingo for us, okay, Story, honey? We'll be right next door.
Story: Okaaaaaaay.
Story: All right, Mr. Bingo, make us something delicious as usual!
Bingo: !!!
Bingo: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[sfx: shakeshakeshakeshake]
Story: Huh?! What's wrong?!!
Story: Oh, I see now... So when you pick up any sort of cooking implements, you get the shakes...
Story: Then there's no other choice.
Story: I'll cook us something in your place!
Bingo: Hm?
Bingo: Come to think of it, I've never seen you making food before, Story.
Story: Usually I'm just here to eat, after all!
Story: Actually I wanted to join a club that was just for eating, but... in all the circles like that you had to compare different foods or critique the flavors, and I didn't fit in.
Other Club Members: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Story: It's good, but I can't tell that much...
Story: Compared to those clubs, here in Everyone Shares it's completely up to each of us whether we want to cook or not, and there aren't any rigid rules, so I like it very much here.
Bingo: I see.
Story: I guess I'll make my specialty, Chinese fried rice. Umm, the ingredients are...
Bingo: Oh, you're good at fried rice?
Story: Yes, yesterday I watched how to make it on television. You can make it in 3 minutes!
Bingo: Huh??? Uh, it's impossible to do fried rice in 3 minutes...
Story: Rice, eggs, green onions... and I think they put meat in it too, right?
[sfx: beep beep]
Order Panel
Ingredients will be delivered to the room from the storehouse at the push of a button.
Story: Funbaraba meat!
Bingo: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!
Bingo: Don't go putting weird stuff in there!! Use pork like a normal person! Pork!!
Funbaraba - Lives on Planet Mocadipper. Very smelly when burnt.
Story: Huh? It was supposed to be pork?
Story: Oh, and I seem to recall it's most delicious when you put lettuce in it!
Bingo: Hey! No! That's not lettuce, that's lettice! It's even harder to tell the difference between those than it is with lettuce and cabbage! Be careful!!!
Next Door
Dorton: I ain't makin' anything!
[sfx: HUMPH!]
Dorton: I don't feel like makin' any food to cheer THAT idiot up!
Nanaco: Oh, is that so?
Nanaco: That's all right, but would you please make enough for me and Story in that case?
Dorton: Huh?
Nanaco: I'm in the mood for takoyaki, after all!
Dorton: ......Well, shucks, alright... If you say so.
[sfx: beam!]
Story: All right, the ingredients are here...
Story: So now I will cut them!
Story: Hiyah!!!
Bingo: EEEEEEEEEK!!!
[sfx: STAB]
Story: Nggggygygygyyygggg... it's very tough...
Bingo: Don't just push the knife down, you have to pull it back and forth...
Bingo: Ahhh, that's so messy... You have to cut the onions more evenly...
Bingo: No, no, you have to cut them to a rhythm...
Story: If you're going to complain so much, Bingo, then why don't you just cut them instead?
Bingo: Hey, hey, hey, hey, put that knife down!! That's dangerous!
Kids, don't try this at home.
[sfx: timidly]
[sfx: boop]
Bingo: HYAAaaaAaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAaAAa
TO BE CONTINUED
Author's Note: I know this is sudden, but Elman will be coming to an end at the end of July. Thank you so, so much to everyone who's looked forward to weekly updates and left comments. I hope you enjoy the final 3 chapters, too!
←Back Next→