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flightworks2018-04-30 01:40 am
feralphoenix) wrote in flightworks2018-04-30 01:40 am
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logica & fallenstar (kinome) 6 (part two)
The second half of Chapter 6 is now available to read here!
This chapter does not require any content warnings.
Fallenstar: We're gonna take them down!
Cee: Why are you collecting so many branches?
Fallenstar: If you go into a fight looking puny, then you'll lose! I'll carry all these to make myself look big, startle them by yelling, and then hit them while they're scared!
Cee: I see.
Cee: Mr. Cee will help too.
Fallenstar: Ooh, thanks a lot!
Fallenstar: Let's do this!
[sfx: Wind blowing]
Fallenstar: Make myself look big!
Fallenstar: Yell really loud to startle them!
Fallenstar: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fallenstar: It's... it's scared? Probably?! I can't tell!
Fallenstar: I can't tell, but while it's scared... smack it!
[sfx: THUD]
Fallenstar: Huff, huff...
Fallenstar: YEAH!
Fallenstar: I did it!
Cee: Awesome!
Fallenstar: We can finally get going...
Fallenstar: Oh, that's right! I haven't picked what color ribbon to use with the wrapping paper, I'm thinking about green, but what do you think?
[sfx: twitch]
Cee: Mx Cee likes pink.
[sfx: stop]
Fallenstar: No, green is way better!
Cee: Pink is the best.
Fallenstar: Then, which would you choose between blue and orange?
[sfx: tremble tremble]
Cee: Pink!
Fallenstar: SOMETHING BESIDES PINK!
[LOGICA'S BIRTHDAY]
Fallenstar, Cee: Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca!
[sfx: BOOM] [sash: You are the leading role!]
Fallenstar, Cee: Logica! Logica! Logica! Logica! Logica!
Fallenstar, Cee: Yaaaaaaaay! Happy birthday!
Fallenstar: This is from me and Mr. Cee.
Logica: Wooooooow! What could it be!
Logica: YUCK!
Fallenstar: Aren't you surprised?
Logica: Yeah...
Fallenstar: This is a drie, just like you always wanted!
Logica: Huh, so it's called a drie...
Fallenstar: What are you talking about? It's a drie! You know all about them!
Logica: First I've heard of it!
Drie: Drie~
Fallenstar: That can't be true! You wrote about it in your diary, didn't you?!
Fallenstar: Here, look!
Logica: Oh, that's from the time I fell asleep in the middle of writing "Dried Tater Fair".
Fallenstar: Tater?
[DRIED POTATOES]
The finest mountain potatoes steamed to fluffiness and then dried. Rich in nutrients like vitamin B1, vitamin C, and calcium. At the fair, everyone takes the dried potatoes they are most proud of, and the contestants do a taste test to compare them.
Logica: I wanna win the Best In Potatoes prize this year... I was brainstorming stuff before I went to bed. Like the best ways to dry them...
Fallenstar: What... what the heck... Then why on earth did I have to go through all that hard work yesterday...?
Logica: And hey, you were snooping in my diary?
Fallenstar: Oh, shoot!
Fallenstar: I-I wasn't really thinking, and uh, I was stuck for ideas and at my wit's end! And I wanted to learn more about you...?
[This is his second slice.]
Fallenstar: ...............I'm so sorry.
[sfx: BOOM!] [sfx: flinch]
Logica: I'm happy today, so I'll forgive just about anything! (THE HAPPY POSE)
Fallenstar: He's so nice!!!
Logica: Let's eat some cake!
Fallenstar: Yeah!
Logica: ...But what should we do with this guy?
THE END
They went with a pink ribbon after all.
TRANSLATION NOTES: The original joke is that Logica's diary entry was written all in hiragana with no kanji, which makes it easier for Fallen to misinterpret because it's harder to tell where the word breaks are. HOSHIIMONOHINPYO looked to Fallen like HOSHII MONO: HINPYO but was intended by Logica to be HOSHI-IMO NO HINPYO(UKAI).
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This chapter does not require any content warnings.
Fallenstar: We're gonna take them down!
Cee: Why are you collecting so many branches?
Fallenstar: If you go into a fight looking puny, then you'll lose! I'll carry all these to make myself look big, startle them by yelling, and then hit them while they're scared!
Cee: I see.
Cee: Mr. Cee will help too.
Fallenstar: Ooh, thanks a lot!
Fallenstar: Let's do this!
[sfx: Wind blowing]
Fallenstar: Make myself look big!
Fallenstar: Yell really loud to startle them!
Fallenstar: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fallenstar: It's... it's scared? Probably?! I can't tell!
Fallenstar: I can't tell, but while it's scared... smack it!
[sfx: THUD]
Fallenstar: Huff, huff...
Fallenstar: YEAH!
Fallenstar: I did it!
Cee: Awesome!
Fallenstar: We can finally get going...
Fallenstar: Oh, that's right! I haven't picked what color ribbon to use with the wrapping paper, I'm thinking about green, but what do you think?
[sfx: twitch]
Cee: Mx Cee likes pink.
[sfx: stop]
Fallenstar: No, green is way better!
Cee: Pink is the best.
Fallenstar: Then, which would you choose between blue and orange?
[sfx: tremble tremble]
Cee: Pink!
Fallenstar: SOMETHING BESIDES PINK!
[LOGICA'S BIRTHDAY]
Fallenstar, Cee: Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca! Lo-gi-ca!
[sfx: BOOM] [sash: You are the leading role!]
Fallenstar, Cee: Logica! Logica! Logica! Logica! Logica!
Fallenstar, Cee: Yaaaaaaaay! Happy birthday!
Fallenstar: This is from me and Mr. Cee.
Logica: Wooooooow! What could it be!
Logica: YUCK!
Fallenstar: Aren't you surprised?
Logica: Yeah...
Fallenstar: This is a drie, just like you always wanted!
Logica: Huh, so it's called a drie...
Fallenstar: What are you talking about? It's a drie! You know all about them!
Logica: First I've heard of it!
Drie: Drie~
Fallenstar: That can't be true! You wrote about it in your diary, didn't you?!
Fallenstar: Here, look!
Logica: Oh, that's from the time I fell asleep in the middle of writing "Dried Tater Fair".
Fallenstar: Tater?
[DRIED POTATOES]
The finest mountain potatoes steamed to fluffiness and then dried. Rich in nutrients like vitamin B1, vitamin C, and calcium. At the fair, everyone takes the dried potatoes they are most proud of, and the contestants do a taste test to compare them.
Logica: I wanna win the Best In Potatoes prize this year... I was brainstorming stuff before I went to bed. Like the best ways to dry them...
Fallenstar: What... what the heck... Then why on earth did I have to go through all that hard work yesterday...?
Logica: And hey, you were snooping in my diary?
Fallenstar: Oh, shoot!
Fallenstar: I-I wasn't really thinking, and uh, I was stuck for ideas and at my wit's end! And I wanted to learn more about you...?
[This is his second slice.]
Fallenstar: ...............I'm so sorry.
[sfx: BOOM!] [sfx: flinch]
Logica: I'm happy today, so I'll forgive just about anything! (THE HAPPY POSE)
Fallenstar: He's so nice!!!
Logica: Let's eat some cake!
Fallenstar: Yeah!
Logica: ...But what should we do with this guy?
THE END
They went with a pink ribbon after all.
TRANSLATION NOTES: The original joke is that Logica's diary entry was written all in hiragana with no kanji, which makes it easier for Fallen to misinterpret because it's harder to tell where the word breaks are. HOSHIIMONOHINPYO looked to Fallen like HOSHII MONO: HINPYO but was intended by Logica to be HOSHI-IMO NO HINPYO(UKAI).
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