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Feral Phoenix ([personal profile] feralphoenix) wrote in [community profile] flightworks2018-06-07 04:27 pm

logica & fallenstar (kinome) 7 (part one)

The first half of Chapter 7 is available to read here!

This chapter involves mild body horror.


LOGICA & FALLENSTAR, CHAPTER SEVEN: Cow

Logica: We're having stew today!
Fallenstar: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
Logica: We're out of milk, so we have to go get more!
Fallenstar: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logica: You sure do love stew, Fallen.
Fallenstar: It's my second favorite food!

Logica: Only your second?
Fallenstar: My FAVORITE favorite is soy lees!
Logica: Ooh yeah, those are tasty!
[sign: SMILEY FARMS IS CLOSED TODAY]
Fallenstar: You GOTTA be kidding me!

Logica: Let's give up.
Fallenstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I can already taste the stew!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logica: Ehhh.... hmm............
[sfx: pat pat]
Logica: There's another farm I know of, but it's really far away...
Fallenstar: LET'S GO!
Logica: I've never been there before...
Fallenstar: Aren't all farms the same? Allons-y!!!

[sign: COWFARM]
Fallenstar: Is this it?
Logica: Yup.
Fallenstar: It looks pretty shabby...
Logica: Oh, but look! There are cows.

MOOOOOOOO!
Fallenstar: Whoa, it came up to us!

Logica: So cute!
Fallenstar: These cows are as nice as the ones at Smiley!
Logica: Now, where should we buy milk...?
[sfx: CLANGLE]
Cowbell: Welcome to Cowfarm.
Cowbell: I am called Cowbell.
Fallenstar: ...H...hello.

Logica: May we buy some milk?
Cowbell: Of course.
Cowbell: Is this your first time here?
Fallenstar: Yeah.
Cowbell: That's wonderful! I'll give you a little extra.

[sfx: full!]
Fallenstar: Whoa!
Logica: Thank you, Cowbell!
Cowbell: You're welcome.
Cowbell: Come again!
Logica: Look how much we got!
Fallenstar: Yeah!

Fallenstar: Stew, stew, stew!
Fallenstar: How is stew even that delicious?
Logica: It's because milk is so yummy!
Logica: Nutritious, too.
Fallenstar: Cows rule!!!
Logica: I hear they used to eat the cows themselves too, a long time ago.
Fallenstar: Huh?!
Logica: I'm kinda curious what they taste like.
Fallenstar: Seriously? You're weird, Logica.

Missus Grace: NNNAAAANANANANNANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Fallenstar: Geh, it's Missus Grace.
Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
Missus Grace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fallenstar: I hate her.
Logica: How come?

Fallenstar: I can't tell what she's thinking, and she's scary. She's always chasing little kids around, too.
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Logica: I guess so.
Logica: Well... they say she didn't used to be like this...
[sfx: puff, puff]
Logica: Heavy...
Fallenstar: My arm's falling asleep...

Fallenstar: Oh? Those stuffy clothes...
Logica: Isaaaaaaaaaaaaac!
Logica: Whatcha doin'?
Isaac: Hello. I'm looking for switches.
Isaac: There isn't one on this tree.
Fallenstar: (I never know what he's talking about...)
Fallenstar: We just got some milk!
Logica: We're gonna make stew, so feel free to come have some!
Isaac: Thank you very much.
Isaac: By the way, is this a friend of yours?

Fallenstar: Huh?
[sfx: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]
Fallenstar: IT FOLLOWED US HERE!
Logica: I NEVER NOTICED IT!!

Logica: Let's take it back!
Fallenstar: Ew! I don't wanna, we're so close to home!
Logica: We have to.
Logica: Hey, cooooooow! This waaaaaaay! Come with uuuuuuuuuus!
Fallenstar: It's ignoring us!!!
Fallenstar: C'mon, we're taking you back home!!!
Logica: Your house is over that way!

Logica: UGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Fallenstar: NGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Fallenstar: Dammit, what's its problem?!
Logica: What should we do...?
Fallenstar: Let's ditch it.
Fallenstar: LOGICA, LET'S DASH!!!!!!! BYE MR. ISAAC!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

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